Nov 26 2008

November 26th, 2008

When I heard about the potential merger between GM and Chrysler I was beside myself. I wanted to take my Challenger and burn it to the ground and send the nice folks at Cerberus the video to make them think twice about what they were doing.

Thankfully calmer heads, and a desire to keep the challenger, prevailed.

I read recently that the talks between the two have failed, here is an excert from a Reuters news report

“Merger talks between Chrysler and General Motors Corp were dropped earlier this month when GM said its near-term focus was on shoring up its own cash position.”

That’s a good thing. GM would have ripped up Chrysler, killed three quarters of it, and taken the good bits for themselves.

Could you picture a Hemi in a Corvette? Sure it might make the Corvette seem like a worthwhile car, but it would be sacrilege. Of course GM would have put the Cummins in their trucks. The Duramax is junk compared to the Cummins.

I bet Ford would love to get their hands on the Cummins to replace the PowerJoke, but lets not talk Ford/Chrysler. That would be worse.

So the talks have failed, and I’m a happy camper again. But is Chrysler? Apparently not.

Cerberus is apparenly demanding more than 7 billion dollars from Daimler over losses that have occured since the buyout. But wait, didn’t Cerberus just pay 7.4 billion for for 80.1% Chrysler? Yes they did.

Basically Cerberus is saying that Chrysler was damaged goods before they bought it and that Daimler knew it. Thus making the sale some kind of bad faith arrangement.

I doubt it will happen, but if it does then this means that Chrysler was essentially a free acquisition for Cerberus.

I could go on for hours about why Chrysler and the rest of the North American auto manufacturers are in serious trouble. But we won’t go there. Suffice it to say that Chrysler is not part of GM.

And for that, I’m happy.

Nov 17 2008 News

November 17th, 2008

It’s been a while since I updated the site, so today I upgraded to the latest and greatest version of IndexU.

There are many new features and functions and those will become apparent once I get the new theme done.

I’ll see you soon!

Some fun for today

July 7th, 2008

I haven’t been posting lately, and found this while cleaning up the hard drive. I hope you get a kick out of it.

AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Bimbette Motor Weapon
Break My Window
BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dear Old Dad’s Geriatric Ex
FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
FORD First On Recall Day
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Forget On Race Day
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Fixed On Race Day
Fought Off Recall Demands
Found On Road Dying
First On Rust Development
Fork Over Repair Dough
Founded On Reservation Dump
Ford Owner Really Dumb
Fumes and Oders Readily Detectable
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Found On Rubbish Dump
Frequent Overhall, Rapid Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Dilemma
Fabricated Of Recycled Dung
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Fireball On Rear Denting
Failure Of Reasearch and Development
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fails On Rainy Days
First On Road to Dump
For Old Retired Dudes
Found On Roadside Dump
For Only Retarded Drivers
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
Found On Russian Dump
For Off Road Death
it Freaking Only Runs Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun)
Frigin Oakies Really Dig it
Funky Old Road Dog
Found on Road Ditches
Fails On Rainy Day
Found Only ‘Round’ Dumps
Found On Repairshop Driveway
Forged Out of Recycled Dumpsters
Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge
Found Old Rebuilt Dodge
Found On Railroad Dead
Found On Railroad Deserted
Forget OutRunning Dale
Fools Only Read Directions
GM General Maintenance
GMC Garage Man’s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else (Ken Shields view)
HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive…
MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
SAAB Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
Sorry Arsed Auto Builders
TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
VW Virtually Worthless

May 15 2008 News

May 15th, 2008

I do have to apologize at the mess the Plymouth category was in. The general Plymouth listings were filled with absolute junk that was imported when the database was first created.

There were hundreds of listings that didn’t belong on the site in that category. I’m working on removing them right now.

Since I’m getting ready for a trip for this weekend I will wait until next week to go through the rest of the categories on the site to see if there is other junk that doesn’t belong.

Lets call it spring cleaning.

Oh ya, and if anyone has an trunk floors and extensions they feel like passing my way for an EBody, I wouldn’t say no ;)

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